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When a Canadian gets you from behind.
Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!
When your girlfriend begs you to pull over in McDonald's parking lot so she can suck your dick.
Hey babe, wanna go to McDonald's and get a McSlurpy?
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When your girl wakes you up before sunrise for a lil sexy time, specifically a blow job.
Man, I was trying to sleep in but my gf woke me up at 6am shouting like a rooster, "COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO!!" and then just started going down on me. Weird, but sometimes you just don't question it.
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