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When your girlfriend begs you to pull over in McDonald's parking lot so she can suck your dick.
Hey babe, wanna go to McDonald's and get a McSlurpy?
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When a Canadian gets you from behind.
Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!
When your girl wakes you up before sunrise for a lil sexy time, specifically a blow job.
Man, I was trying to sleep in but my gf woke me up at 6am shouting like a rooster, "COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO!!" and then just started going down on me. Weird, but sometimes you just don't question it.
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