Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.

I went to Urban Dictionary .

Love

A far overused term.

P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......

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Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

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marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

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Goddamn

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.

P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.

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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

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Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

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