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P1: I love her.
P2; So you know her very well? All her dislikes, her likes. You have realized that she's important to your life? You must deeply care about her too?
P1: No. We just met today.
P2: ......
A very crappy service in Albuquerque, NM.
Sunvan didn't pick me up again.
A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.
Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."
Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th
Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."
Moderately starving.
"Are you hangry?"
"No. I'm only marving."
The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.
P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.