skneadas

A little goblin shaped parasite that lives in the warm rolls of human meat. Skneadas’ often make cricket-like noises when agitated and sing gospel music when sad.

Rocky: Bro I found a skneadas in my pubes!
Don Spenkwich Supreme: that’s sick bro!!! Ask him if he knows “Will the Circle be Unbroken”

spenkwich

A boob like human whose face resembles that of an unfortunate foot. Spenkwiches often will make crude sexual passes at male relatives.

Wow did hear Spenkwich say “mmmmm Skeepenkwick’s ass cheeks”

Spenkwich gets crusty for Jesus

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus