Gwaltney

One of the most common types of farts and/or fart noises. Similar to the infamous Blapper. Even though the sound of the faart doesnt exactly sound like the spoken word gwaltney, its the closest sound to the word.

Oh man,dads in his sweatpants today,did you hear him bust out that gwaltney? Yeah,thats def going to smell like rotton eggs. Oh,Dad farts....

Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.

Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'