telepromptourettes

The incoherent, awkward fumble of words that escape the mouth of the President (or any public orator) after their teleprompter has malfunctioned.

"Did you see Obama's speech last night? Talk about a bad case of telepromptourettes!"

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muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

smorgassbord

A bountiful selection of beautiful women of many shapes, sizes and ethnicities.

There were so many hotties at the party last night, I had a hard time choosing one to hit on - It was a smorgassbord!