poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.

My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.

Tira

To tira is to enjoy something non-sexual with loud, sexual moans and groans to the point others are uncomfortable.

He tira'd the meal to the point the family at the next table had to cover their children's ears.

The display bed at the store was so comfortable that I couldn't help tira-ing and the store employees asked me to leave the store immediately.

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Tweener

When you don't get exactly what you want but it's good enough. Something that is between good and bad.

While I wanted to sleep with her, I took a tweener for the team and just had her blow me.

Don't give me your bullshit tweener excuses and either do it or don't!

I wanted a new car, but settled for this shitty tweener scooter.