James Baxter

Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.

Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter