Olive garden

When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"

Steve: dude I totally took her to Olive garden if you know what I mean!

Graham: nice!

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