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Goforth

An often mis-understood last name of an elite group of individuals. Rarely sighted, and even more rarely caught, the Goforth is characterized by an almost obscene ability to project complete dominance and wow of the people that they encounter. Incredible love makers, they are sought after by cougars and rhino's for their ability to entertain, invoke passion and produce euphoric adventures both in and out of the bedroom.

Lucy was in her mid forties, but when she managed to catch a Goforth, her life changed into a long and exciting adventure and she felt as though she was in her twenties again!

by FireBritches October 13, 2010

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Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.

Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!

by FireBritches October 13, 2010