Woofer

One of eith of the two extreme ends of gothic Sub Culture.

1.) The D&D player in black clothing who may actually think they are a magician or vampire. These are the uber-geeks that hang out stinking of patchouli oil.

2.) The over established, and usually older Goths that are fixtures in the scene, and by who others try to be cool through association. They are so blinding, as well as self deceiving in there gothdom that they don’t realize they are typically a half decade or more late, and several thousand dollars worth of lip service clothes short of having managed to become productive members of society.

"Is that guy actually wearing a cape and fangs? What a Woofer"

"That Woofer has been wearing those same black vinyl pants for a decade. They went from cool, to over-done, to old school"

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comment bomber

Someone who ruins the happy mojo you felt when your picture was taken by commenting negatively about it later on facebook.

Hey Fiona, wasn't that a great time we had at the Street Art Festival, all those awesome street murals and the soulful popsicles?

Yeah, it WAS great until Skippy was a comment bomber on our facebook picture we posted from there.

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Suck-Monkey

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract

Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...

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S.C.L.I.D.

Sudden Catastrophic Load Induced Disassembly. The occurrence of a firearm or chemical projectile weapon self-destructing do to improper loading or charging. Also Obstruction of firing or improper assembly causing normal loading to destroy the firearm. Used Posthumously.

"He double charged a hand load and had a S.C.L.I.D."
"He stuck a 20 in a 12, and fired one into the other. Big time S.C.L.I.D."

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Yawning Rainbows

Pukeing. Esp. Projectile Vomiting into the open air.

"I had some of the dollar a scoop chinese buffet, topped with a few beers, and ended up Yawning Rainbows all afternoon"

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