Griluh

The correct spelling of gorilla and by far the best animal.

Friend 1: “I want to go see griluh at zoo.”

Friend 2: “Uh dude, why are you pronouncing it like that?”

Friend 1: “Cuz griluh.”

Hypocritis Disease

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"