Barney

A purple raper dressed in a purple dinosaur suit playing with kids and hanging out behind their schools making a master plan to rape them.

Barney: Hey Kids!
Kids:Hey Barney!
Barney:Lets go to my house!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and Kids: *goes to house*
Barney: Lets go in my room and play!
Kids:Okay!
Barney: *pulls kids in room*
Kids: Woah, Barney why did you do that!?
Barney: *Makes evil smiling face*
Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!
Barney: *Rapes Kids*
Kids: AHHHHHH
Barney:Oh sorry kids!
Kids: It's okay! :)
Barney:Let's sing our song!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and kids:Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation Banrneys friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet and play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend ABC's and 123's and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!

Me: O_O wtf did I just watch

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