Russian Easter Egg

When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.

"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"

"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."

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Kruljaced

The act of having an alternative meaning to an event. When one action is thought to be executed, another is actually taking it's place. This can happen without an individual even contemplating it's consequences until it is too late. Most of the time this can happen when using social media, networking platforms, or cell devices. Use caution to avoid being Kruljaced.

"I thought I was posting an appropriate picture online, then I realize I got Kruljaced and posted a picture of a naked person!"