Ryan Zhang

To busy doing math homework to realize his parents getting divorced

"Aw man I Ryan Zhanged yesterday"
"So yo mom is single now?"

Eric Zou

Turns it into a regular joke from now on

"I'm Eric Zou"
"...cool"

Hudson Sheng

SARAH SHAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"I just got rejected"
"We should make her the singer in our band"
"Ah, so we're doing a Hudson Sheng"

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?