San Leon, Texas

- A small community in Northern Galveston County.

- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay

- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.

- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.

- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.

- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.

- A great place to raise children.

When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender

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