Criss Cross

A birth control method. Tape two pieces of scotch tape on your pee hole in a cross formation to keep the jizz in.

Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?

Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.

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slug

a nickname for someone smelly, muscular, slow and hairy. Usually refers to female.

"Wow Lynds, your such a slug!"

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