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Regular Lemons, but it starts with a Ch
"Hey man, when you go to the store can you pick me up some ChLemons"
"No problem"
Someone who takes a conversation or joke way too far. So far that the previous joke is no longer funny and the said "Far-on Reacher just looks like an asshole
Sam: Mitch, do you want an Apple?
Mitch: No, eventually it will be a core!
Sam: HAHAHAHAHA Just like alcohol when you get drunk... you know!!! Funny stuff.(Dumb ass)
Mitch: You are a,Far-on Reacher...
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Froggin Ashmo - The correct censor for Fucking Asshole in the FX presentation of "Something about Marry" Also works in normal situations when swearing is frowned upon. You don't look like a swearing loser and you still get the satisfacton of letting someone know where they are in society
"Eating dinner infront of parents, your brother leans over spills your drink all over your food"
You: Hey What the HELL
Bro: sorry i really did not mean too
You: i know you did it
Bro: so what! what are you going to do about it?
You: ou are such a Froggin Ashmo
Severious: The combination of two distinct words, Sever and Serious. It means to go over the top with something. To add an extreme action or force to a subject.
Dude:... I just FAILED all of my classes!!
Other dude: Are you Severious?... That is some Severious SHIT
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(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.
Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!
Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..
Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!
Trent: What did you do?
Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere
The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.
A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"
Or when Clint has to say it.
"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll
Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)
H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the couch, the bed and even in rare cases, the car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.
EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
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