Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

Why my pee pee red?

The devil has possessed your anus. It may look like blood but it’s the devils piss. In order to revoke the curse you must get a priest to nut in you.

Her: Why my pee pee red?
Priest: ight bend over.

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Why my pee pee white?

The definition for "Why my pee pee white?" means you are gay.

Him: Why my pee pee white?
Doctor: We ran some pee pee test and it shows that your pee is white cause your gay.

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Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

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Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.