Sixt

Sixt means 33.
Sixt as a word is half-way between six and sixty so it is 33.

"How many car hire companies can you name?"
"Sixt"
"So many?"
"FFS!"

fribble

fribble
A security protocol for IT systems. Normally written as FR-IBB/LE, this represents the highest level of physical and logical security and requires a rigorous assessment.

We have developed a new bank-grade system with Fribble security certification. It was essential to ensure it met the FR-IBB security standard with LE encryption otherwise it would not have been accepted.

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lodging

Sex in a public place for the viewing pleasure of others; specifically in a motel lodge car park. Derived from a combination of "dogging" and "lodge".

Our favourite dogging venue was out of action so we resorted to lodging, using the nearby motel car park.

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Cow topping

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

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Gisting

A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.

I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.

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cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.

Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.

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Badass

A rear end that generates noxious emissions. A backside that produces evil-smelling farts.

Jon farts like a trooper. He's a real badass.

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