Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

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