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Status Whore

When a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on Facebook/Myspace for attention more than four times a day.
The word Status Whore was developed because a whore changes boyfriends everyday , and Status whores change statuses every hour

Signs that you are being a status whore include :

1. Your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. You tend to use statuses that don't get many likes on facebook.
3. People know your life because of your statuses.

Status Whores on Facebook

Maddie : I need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
Maddie : Left my charger at Baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
Maddie : I HATE LIFE (12 minutes ago)
Maddie : HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN DONT TEXT UNLESS YOU WANNA JOIN (15 minutes ago)
Maddie : I hate whores. (20 minutes ago)

^ This is a real girl who actually set these statuses

by Fishyyyyyy August 18, 2010

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