Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”