Snarfnarf

A breed of Shetland pony that exclusively eats sugar cubes. They are also capable of saying the word “Snarfnarf” but only as a replacement for the word “Parklife” in the Blur song of the same name.

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur

Of what is known as
(Snarfnarf )
And morning soup can be avoided

If you take a route straight through what is known as
(Snarfnarf)

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Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

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Put that back in’t brain

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.

Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”

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Of Cous-cous

The coolest possible way to agree with something emphatically. Originally from “of course”

Alex: “hey Rachel, wanna go on a date?”
Rachel: “of cous-cous!”
Everyone else: “wow! Those two are so cool!”

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Anti-Hitler Memes

A handy treatment for both allergies and facism

Karl: “I can’t stop sneezing and feeling racially superior”
Joseph: “here, have some anti-Hitler memes, you’ll feel better in no time”

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