puffa

A gay man--one who is usually somewhat accepted or useful to straight and/or macho type guys…a dude that smokes or “puffs” on dick.

Also--puffah

“Dude, I was gettin all pissed off cuz that guy was dancin with my girl and shit. But then I realized he was just some fuckin puffa.”

“You know that kid is alright even if he is a puffah.”

“At first I was annoyed to see a puffa at my favorite local bar, but it’s actually kinda convenient—he dances with my chick and keeps her amused. I can hang out with my buddies, shoot some pool and shit and I don’t have to worry about her because that fuckin puffah ain’t interested in her.”

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fubap

Pronounciation: (foo' bahp)

Fat under belly above pussy. The second roll of fat under your belly.

I have to go on a diet, I'm starting to develop a fubap.

I started to go on this big girl, but I got a little confused about where her fubap ended and her pussy began. Thats why I will only do skinny chicks now...

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boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.

I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."