Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

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Shetty

Faecal matter. Or the act of defecating. Similar to Shetlands

Mate what are you up to?

Hold on, I'm just going to the shetty
alt. I'm on the shetty
alt. Just cleaning the shetty off my shoes, I chummed it really badly on the way home

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