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It means of, pertaining to or consisting of faeces; shitty, crappy, excremental.
“Malcolm, I’ve seen toilet bowls full of rotting faecal matter with more charisma than you!”
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If you wind up in the emergency room because, say, you were trying to launch bottle rockets out of your anus, you can expect to hear this term thrown around. Latin, or pseudo-latin, is often used to convey unflattering terms and make it sound grandiloquent to the uninformed (or faecal-encephalopathic) ear.
Variations include Cranio-Rectal Syndrome and Cranial Rectosis, presumably for when the patient has shit for brains
that guy has some serious Faecal Encephalopathy
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The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.
Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.
The act of sitting in a position whereby the anus is located above the head, possibly in a bath. Whilst suffering from acute explosive diahrroea, the culprit sprays their own body and face with liquid faeces. Most often seen on the shock website www.tubgirl.com
I was bored, and a little tetchy; I guess it was my irritable bowel syndrome - either way, I went for a fecal japan.
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Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.
"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"
Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd
I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor
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