the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.

Let's head back to the ranch.

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DL

n. Disabled List. From sports lingo.

Jason Giambi is on the DL after Steinbrenner kicked his ASS for getting off the 'roids.

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trasky ass hoe

The word you use when your wife makes you get rid of your dog

Wife: get rid of that dog!

Me: stfu you trasky ass hoe

dumps like a truck

A large booty. From dump truck: a vehicle with a large area for hauling things. It's just the woman-car metaphor with another twist. see junk in the trunk, badonkadonk

That girl got dumps like a truck, yo!

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alleyoop

In basketball, the shot where one player throws the ball up toward the rack, usually to one side, and another player grabs it in mid-air and performs a slam dunk.

Kobe and Shaq did an alleyoop.

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four on the floor

n. Indicates that a car has a four-speed transmission, where the shifter is "on the floor" rather than on the steering column.

That old camaro had a 454 with four on the floor.

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triple-dare

n. A larger challenge than a double-dare. This is the first counter to the double-dare. Some people have forgotten that this exists and think that the triple-dog-dare is the only one after a double-dare. This is the one you go for when you've been double-dared and you want to play it safe. If you want to be agressive and go for the throat, you go directly to the triple-dog-dare.

I triple-dare ya!

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