n. An Al Franken t-shirt
n. There actually is a t-shirt company called "High Cotton" and I have the one that says "c:\dos. c:\dos\run. run\dos\run."
I'm wearing my high cotton today.
n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.
Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
v. tr. To rinse. Common Southern slang.
Rinch off the car before you warsh it.
A mild oath. Roughly equivalent to saying "Jesus Christ" as an oath, but less severe, and used so as not to get stricken down for blasphemy.
Geez Louise! I can't believe this definition isn't in here yet! (Actually I saw one but it was misspelled.)
What the BOFH asks when he wants to kick someone's e-ass. See what's your IP?
Luser: My account is empty!
BOFH: What was your username again?
Fish. Barrel. Shotgun.
n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.
"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris