Discord mod

A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general.

Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.

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Roblox girl

Could be a 34 year old man or an actual girl.

Yo that roblox girl is kinda hot

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Roblox porn

A type of rule 34 that's just lego characters bumping into each other. 100% of people who watch/make roblox porn are neckbeards, have zero real-life friends and range from the ages 12-26.

Guy 1: I like jerking off to roblox porn!

Guy 2: You're disgusting. How do you like lego porn?

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Online school

A stressful mental torture chamber where they don't teach you anything important for life.

Guy 1: You did online school?
Guy 2: Yeah, got me depressed and stressed.

Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

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Zodiac signs

Some made up bullshit that defines your personality by what month you were born in.

14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself

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Fortnite

A game popular in my school that everyone won't shut the fuck up about. It is commonly played by virgins.

Jimmy Virgins: hey dude wanna play fortnite?
Me: twist your neck virgin

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