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Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

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Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

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Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

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