burlap ting

A derogatory way to insinuate that someone's clothing is not to the highest standard, informally used within the Southern suburbs in England.

"oh yeah bruv, man's got dat burlap ting"

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prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man