Metrosexual

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.

Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!

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