Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

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wiggly boi

Another name for semen, sperm or cum.

“Damn dude you’ve gotta give me some of them wiggly boi’s”
“Yeah sure, I’ll give you a handful”

Clip Stick

A penis that is so small it hardly touches the insides of another person.

Clip with the British meaning of to barely hit.

“I heard you slept with Lewis last night, he any good in the bedroom?”
“God damn no, he’s got a clip stick”