Goose

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.

*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."

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