Tea Sis

The prime source of tea spilling; the person you go to for all that boiling hot tea

“Hey do you know why mark and erica broke up?”

“Ask the tea sis”

bffintl

B - best
F - friend

F - forever

IN - in life
T - totally
L - lit

hey you, you my bffintl ❤️

salohd

pronounced: sa - lod

Just a dumb word for salad.

Stupid bitch Amy: hey Jen wat r u having for dinner?

Big fat Jen: salad

Stupid bitch Amy: NOOOOO NOT SALOHD

Balljammer

A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.

When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.

Bubs

A nickname for your 15 year old sister who is obsessed with space and books

whatcha doin Bubs?

squeezy cheezey

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot

squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea”

tiggered

what dumbass 8th graders from a ghetto middle school say instead of triggered

Bruh ur fat

TIGGERED