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Publicly pointing out an obvious flaw or mistake another person makes.
Overrated supermodel: "My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Some Dude "Wow she is Giseling Wes Welker"
The over-exuberant fat women frequently seen on stage cheerleading behind Obama at every stage appearance.
"Wow what is with all those fat women jumping up and down on the stage?"
"Those are the Obamahogs"
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Cotton panties or underwear that have been farted in so many times that the fabric near the anus becomes partially transparent to the point where the spot is distinctive.
Sunderwear is never shit stained nor is it created by direct contact with poo matter. Rather it is created by the various chemicals in the fart acting upon the underwear fabric.
he sure does, i bet he has a whole drawer filled with sunderwear.
A huge crap after eating a large meal.
"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."
"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"
Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"
"How did that happen?"
"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."
"Man what a conditionerror"
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A hard constipated shit forced out by a spicy meal containing curry.
Bob: did you finally shit? Your farts were really getting stale.
Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.
Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.