goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

trench fanny

Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.

“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”

“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”

“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”