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Cupcake Liner

A female condom

boyfriend - hey babe are you on birth control?
girlfriend- don't worry about it babe i already got a cupcake liner in.

by Flappyflap October 3, 2020


Cactus flaps

Long, thin, flat feet

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.

by Flappyflap October 3, 2020