Sheridan

An odour that is left behind by stench.

Sharon: “wtf is that evil fragrance? It’s melted the glue on my eyelashes”
Craig: “calm your farm Sharon. That’s just a Sheridan. You’re lucky that you weren’t here an hour ago when mum snapped a grogan.

flapulicious

A style of ladies leisure wear trousers, made to emphasise the feminine flapular region.

Dad: Sharon, those trousers make your crotch look like a mattress that has been folded in half.

Sharon: I know, right? They are absolutely flapulicious, huh?

Dad: when you have worn them for a week, can I boil them to make soup?

Nervocited

Looking forward to it, but sharting in your dacs at the same time

Sharon soon realised that her decision to wear her white flapulicious trousers was a mistake. She was so nervocited about meeting Craig’s parents that she leaked gravy from her whispering eye

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

fuckaboutery

Totally unnecessary environmental pollution from drama queens & queeneses.

Hey Sharon, what’s with all the fuckaboutery?
Sharon : “idk. It’s there every day when I wake up, and I don’t think I can live without it. Your glass needs a doily btw, and we are going to Bunnings soon to choose paint to update the letterbox?”