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A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
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A comedy reviewer on Youtube that is a god among men. Like most gods his name is unpronounceable by the common mortal tongue.
Guy1: Have you watched the new ssethtzeentach video? It was great!
Guy2: No, because I have shifted into the other quantum realm where no light can find me.
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Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality
Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
A character used in Urban dictionary descriptions to describe how one uses a word. Usually paired with Guy2 or even Guy3
Guy1: Do you use Guy1 or go for Dude1?
Guy2: Usually I go for guy2 to be honest
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A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
The asshole soldiers in Half life who try killing the entire Black MesaStaff and Gordon Freeman
Guy: Those HECU soldiers are the most annoying enemy in Half life
Guy2: Wait till you fight the controllers
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