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Edutarded

Being "edutarded" is when youre taught something retarded, ie flattardia theory, young earth, fake space, chemtrails etc...

Every social media conspirtardary theorist has been edutarded by YouTube videos, blogs and memes

by Flat.Turd July 30, 2020


Lack minded individual

A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...

Flattard has 23 like on his post, hes found 23 lack minded individuals

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019


Remtard

People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,

Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard

by Flat.Turd October 6, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sky wizard

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician

If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cockneybonics

A dialect spoken by some of the most retarded and uneducated in the southern parts of England... A mixture of cockney and roadman(English ebonics) resulting in kids who can't read or write properly...

If using cockneybonics the phonetic spelling for fucking is far-king because they talk like they just finished giving a bj

by Flat.Turd September 28, 2020


Woke

What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called

I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me

by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

3939πŸ‘ 207πŸ‘Ž


ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020