bay ridge

The softest neighborhood in Brooklyn that is only good for its bars. Especially soft is 69th street, which is filled with nothing but Arab teenagers who pretend they are Puerto Rican gangstas.

Girl 1: Hey, I wanna walk through a safe neighborhood.

Girl 2: Well theres nowhere safer then Bay Ridge.

Girl 1: But someone on Urban Dictionary said 69th street was hard. *giggle*

Girl 2: Oh he's just a silly poser who wishes he lived in the REAL ghetto. Everyone knows you can't be hard when you live in a neighborhood with MANSIONS.

Girl 1: Let's go back to Flatbush and get a real nigga

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