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Light up Skechers will light up your world, and my world. They are good for running in. ð âï¸ðð¼ð âï¸
Idk, but all I remember is, she wear the Light up Skechers.
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The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: âIâm scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!â
Pablo âWhat about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?â
I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.
I would give the dogâs fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but thatâs the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing itâs helium!
That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.
I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Busterâs busting, Audible Dogfart.
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When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.
A big serving of Chunky Pus came from my pimples of cyst.
The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.
Also known as the 419 scam.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.
Congratulations! You have inherited the fortune of the Prince of Nigeria!