Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

LAWL

1) What your best friend Dave says as a replacement for literally any other form of laughter/amusement.

2) What your 4 year old cousin says after spending too much time on the internet

3) A more retarded way to say "lol"

"Funny joke"

"LAWL... Your so funny!"

Raw Sushi

Sushi that was prepared using poorly prepared/old fish. Leading to food poisoning and other unfun things.

"Dude I'm pretty sure I ate Raw Sushi last night."

"I can tell by the state of the bathroom."