muffining

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.

Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.

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Squiggly

A single piece of pubic hair deposited in public to be seen for all. This disturbing, curly outgrowth of protein is commonly discovered in areas such as a male's toilet seat in a public bathroom or hanging by a squiggle on the shower drain at the local Y.

Man I was gonna drop off the kids but there was too many 'squiggiles' (Pl. for Squiggle) on the seat.

I just saw a squiggly on your keyboard dude....what have you been doing?

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