old

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.

53👍 28👎

ooddles

Bunches

I have ooddles of marijuana!

2👍 2👎

plowed

Drunk as hell

I got plowed last night at a party.

181👍 120👎