Sportflic

A person who is very attractive from certain angles, but very unattractive from others.

That new chick is such a Sportflic - hot from either side, grotesque when you're looking straight at her.

KY Tornado

when a girl sticks her butt straight up in the air and a dude enters her and poses like he's flying and a third party uses a wind-producing machine to make the guy spin around

I couldn't wait for Steve to come over with his new leaf-blower so me and Johnny could finally try and do the KY Tornado!