Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

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Green Partyboob

A registered Green Party voter who went to the polls to vote for Bernie Sanders and found out that they have to be a registered Democrat to vote in the New York State presidential primaries.

"Hey man did you feel the Bern and vote yesterday?"
"I couldn't. I registered with the hippie Green Party in 1994 and haven't watched the news since. Didn't know I had to register Democrat."
"Dude. You're such a Green Partyboob!"

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