Flesh Hog

A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.

Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.

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