Gubber Placemen

when you shit so much you bleed from the anus

Holy mother of anus, i shat so much after eating chelsea
out,i gubber placemened on her chest.

Door Hinge

The only word that rhymes with orange.

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )

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